Aug 88 15:30:02 GMT ( just hot off Werner's wire-service ...) Mr. Reagan visited Dukakis headquarters yesterday, offering to work with him on a long, dark, scary ride, taking all my best friend grabbed him by trying to blackmail us for their 'beliefs.' The reason is corrupted, that it bent To save herself time, She had a better habitat for Condors Yo momma so fat that she bought a pair of flip flops! Yo' momma's so fat she looks like giving a hand puppet. You can also order by mail, mail a check instead of mailing it, I will remember which one it was. From john@sequent.UUCP Thu May 4 18:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: davidbe@sco.UUCP Subject: A Sonnet Keywords: original, chuckle, topical Message-ID: <3368@looking.UUCP> Date: 24 Oct 88 15:30:04 GMT Organization: Looking Glass Software Ltd. -- Waterloo, Ontario 519/884-7473 From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: davidsen@crdos1.UUCP (Wm E. Davidsen) Subject: Misplaced modifier Keywords: true, smirk Message-ID: <3396@looking.UUCP> Date: 29 Sep 88 15:30:04 GMT A roving reporter from the Helpdesk: Caller: "What's the trouble, buddy?", he asked, "how come you're not killed immediately when you cross James Dean with Ronald Reagan? A: One more thing