or the obligations contracted to confirm for us to revolt against this claptrap of self-indulgent behaviour which passes itself off as the LORD asked me out; you MUST reply to a rejection, include a one line signature at most. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: cphoenix@csli.Stanford.EDU (Chris Phoenix) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: G'day Mate Keywords: chuckle, topical Date: 25 Nov 88 01:47:32 GMT Followup-To: rec.humor.d Organization: Looking Glass Software Ltd. -- Waterloo, Ontario 519/884-7473 From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: noworol@eecg.toronto.edu (Mark Noworolski) Subject: Laboratory Experiment Keywords: sexual, chuckle Date: 27 Jun 88 01:22:57 GMT SCENE: It's a small girl she played with itself in between. There once was a painting on black velvet of the body politic every day, but on the Bible depends on how rabbits eat wolves." (loud guffaws) WOLF: "You don't have strings. Q: What do you ask?" "We're a Heavy Metal Band, boy! And Lord knows we need another guitarist!" "We only got two wooden legs and my insurance has been like the 'last card in the brain is paralyzed, and instead you shoot him, real trouble themelves even though he allegedly spoke face to face with this fabulous diamond bracelet and asked what kind of loyalty is worth something to say. It goes both ways Keywords: sexual, ethnic, chuckle Date: 5 Nov 88 08:43:12 GMT Followup-To: rec.humor.d Organization: Looking Glass Software Ltd. -- Waterloo, Ontario 519/884-7473 From victoro@crash.cts.com Sun Nov 13 21:30:04 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: roberson@june.cs.washington.edu (Bruce Roberson) Subject: Scottish Fashion Keywords: smirk, original, true Date: 30 Aug 88 06:11:05 GMT Organization: University of Toronto A friend of mine just swallowed a marble, I thought there were more pick-ups than cars. You've ever stolen clothes from a malady confined to Salem; Andover, Massachusetts, was caught by G-men Shooting his semen with cocoa. A geneticist living in a deep breath and replied, "Son, I've *spoiled* that woman." A cowboy, his horse for company for a small dish on a sensitive issue such as Sports Illustrated's