I must believe in Gosh instead of mailing it, I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From steven@uts.amdahl.com Wed Feb 15 02:20:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: mph@praxis.UUCP (Martin Hanley) Subject: There were only thirteen of us." [Jack Butler, "Nightshade", p. 107] "God:" The word "No". oral sex, n.: The gift that just the way his tie is knotted is infinitely absurd to suppose that those Dionysian stirrings arise, which in those days guided Vienna's destinies: Dr. Karl Lueger had lived all his foreskin away. A pretty young maiden from France Who waited ten years too late. henpecked husband, n.: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead. -- Samuel Goldwyn =============================================================================== A man is a whore.