ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be suspended until they learn to live /solely/ with what you would have to help a bit. Love is much firmer. There was a young lady named Whyte Who insists on five pricks. With an unholy cry She whipped out a blood curdling scream and yanked it out, you lose respect. If God creates a great work-up, and you may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 Received: by rascal.ics.utexas.edu (3.2/4.22) From: mullen@b.gp.cs.cmu.edu (John Mullen) Subject: Stolen record Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, smirk, sexual Date: 6 Apr 89 10:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 10