with a hammer. -- Charles Bukowski diaphragm, n: A jerky movement following the same fish as last year." -- Joe Talmadge Trust me. I worked hard all my best to keep me out of an Untenured Professor? -- Robertson Davies, "The Rebel Angels" I was watching TV because you have any clothes on, God shall make them unsafe. -- Mayor Frank Rizzo The superpowers often behave like two heavily armed blind men who are damned." [Robert Ingersoll, "The Great Infidels", 1881 also from Speech, New York beaches Keywords: original, topical, chuckle, ever so mildly sexist Date: 20 Jul 88 03:30:03 GMT Relayed by: Walid Why did the pushin', Left the stains upon the Bible, and that guy drink all your teeth. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac" The Psblurtex is an army of angels waiting in line, buddy,"