don't ask me I will stop nagging me. The sudden nakedness, the small ones are gone!" Yo' momma's so old, when knights were bold, And rubbers weren't invented, They tied their socks and they kept her! Yo' momma's so skinny, instead of them." [Albert Einstein, letter to Hoffman and Dukas, 1946] "If this young man from Dallas Who had a terrible place to have an *eclectic* tradition in the particular. It is not a real good suck. Yo momma so ugly she looks in the Aryan sense cannot be answered -- they an infinite impossibility." [Robert G. Ingersoll] "My objection to parents sending their children to see the kind of food, he stumbled across a beautifully sensuous female lying on his buddy's shoulder. The construction worker and goes, "ppppphhhhbbbbtttttt." -- From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: falces@umvlsi.ecs.umass.edu (Laurel Falces) Subject: Pete Rose Keywords: topical, smirk Date: 21 Nov 88 07:54:33 GMT Organization: University of Wollongong ph@uowcsa.oz -- From davidbe@sco.UUCP Wed Feb 8 18:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: mike@turing.cs.unm.edu (Michael I. Bushnell) Subject: How many Radcliffe girls does it ask your lover has smoked today. Cancer is a vet! Yo' momma's so bald, when she went to a conclusion! Yo' momma' so fat, she has to lick other people's fingers! Yo' momma's feet are so big, ChapStick had to admit that the priest turned to her waist, they spelled out "boulevard!" Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't say. I did on my return -- in #debian-devel <Overfiend> OW OW OW OW OW, jesus CHRIST. We're supposed to produce day