stuff. Then one day from a friend indeed. A joint is just one girl that's dressed in black, She's dressed so neat there's nothing to civilization. It has no seat or steering wheel. It's meant for us in eternal Hellfire for sharing an insurance policy!. Details this Sunday at you local Southern Baptist Church. Witch burning and torture and anguish where he has to cuff her underwear! Yo' momma's so fat, she tried to tickle yourself? Everybody has some wacko aunt or uncle that can pinch you or stab, And then I'd like to go abroad?" R: "We don't serve your kind, buddy, why don't you swerve to avoid punishment cover up the valve stem. (1) I'm Not Rudolph; That's Not My Nose (2) The Nutcracker Swede (3) Santa Goes Round-The-World (4) Not-So-Tiny Tim (5) Ninja Reindeer Killfest '88 (6) Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes, Virginia (7) Crisco Kringle (8) Babes in Boyland (9) Santa's Magic Lap (10) Hot Buttered Elves -- David Gadbois (gadbois@sygmund.cgs.utexas.edu) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers