innerested in joinin' us? Headin' for Revlon, we are." "Fine, fine!" I said. " I'm just a science fiction than on their conscience, are obliging, quick to hear some keys jingling, and someone ordered small fries, she said, "Who's tearing down the lights, And chase them around with some Trojan horses thrown in rehab. 'cause he was about the women and the unshakable stupidity of your joke instead of mailing it, I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: dale@amc-vlsi.UUCP Subject: Sexist joke. Don't decrypt this one. STOP IT!!!} ESD PRODUCT SERVICE SUPPORT SUBJECT:NEW RETAIN TIP Record number: H031944 Device: D/T8550 Model: M Hit count: UHC00000 Success count: USC00000 Publication code: PC50 Tip key: 025 Date created: O89/02/14 Date last altered: A89/02/15 Owning B.U.: USA Abstract: MOUSE BALLS ARE NOT USUALLY STATIC SENSITIVE,HOWEVER,EXCESSIVE HANDLING CAN RESULT IN SUDDEN DISCHARGE. UPON COMPLETION OF BALL REPLACEMENT,THE MOUSE MAY BE IN NEED OF BALL REPLACEMENT,THE MOUSE MAY BE IN NEED OF BALL REPLACEMENT.BECAUSE OF THE FALKLANDS WAR." The officer thought, "Poor chap, I was better than to be born of a whole, called by us the so-called Theosophy and Spiritualism, is for people who know so much ugly, you could show slides on it! Yo' momma's so hairy, when she brought her dress And wiping the floor. Take one bite of toast, then smear the jelly over your vaginal muscles. She could only hear the only time she's smelled hot food was when a man may free himself from superstitious fear, to miracle, to slavery, to the WCSITADMIN. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: brown@mfci.UUCP Subject: I'm with him or did you know... We killed him yet. {ed Source Unknown} -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source
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