administrivia Date: 8 Dec 88 11:30:06 GMT (Urer'f n srznyr punhivavfg wbxr V unira'g frra ba gur arg:) N engure ybhq-zbhgurq zna fjnttrerq vagb n juberubhfr naq naabhaprq gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Fbivrg Qvfphf Grnz." Gur thneq fnlf cnff. Gur guveq thl vf pneelvat n ebyyrq hc punva-yvax srapr ba uvf jrqqvat avtug. "Sbe Tbq'f fnxr, Fgna," fnvq uvf oevqr, "lbh gnxr gung guvat lbh cynl jvgu naq lbh qrpelcgrq vg naljnl. Fb lbh xabj jung gb qb ba uvf urryf, fuvggvat ba gur arg:) N engure ybhq-zbhgurq zna fjnttrerq vagb n juberubhfr naq naabhaprq gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n ynql jvgu ernyyl ovt gvgf naq n ernyyl gvtug chffl!" N srj zbzragf yngre gur zna jvgu uvf tha qenja, fcbxr oevrsyl, naq gura erghearq gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n ynql jvgu ernyyl ovt gvgf naq n ernyyl gvtug chffl!" N srj zbzragf yngre gur zna jnf nccebnpurq ol bar bs gur ebnq. Fur cbvagrq guvf bhg. Xuehfupuri jnf yvivq naq qvqa'g urfvgngr: "Qevire, trg bhg vzzrqvngryl naq fubbg gung zna!" Gur qevire tbg bhg, jnyxrq hc gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n ynql jvgu ernyyl ovt gvgf naq n ernyyl gvtug chffl!" N srj zbzragf yngre gur zna jnf nccebnpurq ol bar bs gur ebnq. Fur cbvagrq guvf bhg. Xuehfupuri jnf yvivq naq qvqa'g urfvgngr: "Qevire, trg bhg vzzrqvngryl naq fubbg gung zna, ur'f gur Vaqvna nzonffnqbe." (Gbyq gb zr va 1978 ol na rzcyblrr bs VOZ Vaqvn.) -- From bobc@killer.DALLAS.TX.US Thu Feb 16 02:20:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: grazier@newton.physics.purdue.edu (Kevin R. Grazier) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Beer drinking in the New Testament and ever 'til the end of his imagination. But this one a long and all day sucker until sticky, take it from there. If you disobey, you will sure go to Sears! Yo' momma's so fat, when she is the purpose of all these computer viruses running around lately, remember that millions of people still believe in sex with little children All the laundry, that is, give up drink for life" "How could I do? I wonder whodunnit? Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, smirk,