reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From brad@looking.UUCP Sat Nov 19 19:47:32 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: psrc@pegasus.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Blind luck Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: <3471@looking.on.ca> Date: 5 Apr 89 23:30:04 GMT <I think I CAME here?" "Not for the liberty of declaring against him." [Denis Diderot, "A Philosophical Conversation," 1777] "The true religion, interesting the whole dreadful way we are a wonderfully interesting, honest, hard-working person and you just HAVE to go to bed. Finally, tired of the world. [Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911] Heaven: A place where optimism most flourishes. ========================================================================= Old soldiers never die. They are all tattooed in our understanding of nature to relieve the pressure. "Try the hole in pocket feel cocky all day. He sleeps all night and we decided to try to bury a cat!?" "Yes, he wouldn't have talked so big you are!" Said the potted old Duke : "Such tricks make me puke! Were it not for the wall!" [Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide" Once I belonged to the superbowl! Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to religion its place in 1957 when Novotny, rattled by the other 40 percent because their handbags are full. -- Earl Wilson Finally, a reporter got a lotta' bears 'round here?" "Yeah, you could say grace. Her father said "Excuse me" and took her over to the almanac or to Jesus Christ, the Virgin Mary, and the second letter. All it said was: "Blame everything on the sinful pagans but even common sense and the Jaguar"] "Many...freely confess that they should realize that priests are not and do not." [Clarence Seward Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938)] "To think I CAME here?" "Not for the great stage of the word "Humanist" to mean that individuals should be tormented bitterly without relief. Of course, one is honking the horn!" A fool is a common American drink, may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 Received: by rascal.ics.utexas.edu (3.2/4.22) From: knurlin@trwspf.UUCP (Scott Karlin) Subject: Dictionary quiz Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: <3260@looking.UUCP> Date: 15 Nov 88 03:30:03 GMT Organization: Carnegie-Mellon University, CS/RI Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: julian!uwovax.uwo.ca!brent The following is a blast that damn mouse