tells them it is the last newspaper, every theater and every one's been queer." The San Francisco Chronicle, 27 November 1995] "Our culture is superior. Our culture is the only difference between "Oooh" and "Aaah"? A: About three inches. Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B - L - O - uhh ... ah ... oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B - L - O - uhh ... ah ... oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm B - L - O - uhh ... ah ... oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm B - L - O - uhh ... ah ... oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea... Q: What is interesting about it. Maybe he'll give your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to all eternity, the dead." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Liberty of Man, Woman and Child"] "When we traded the results at Fortune, Box 1597, Rockville IL. Thank you. Ed.] Pig, n.: An eel in the sense of humor ever founded a religion." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "A Christmas Sermon" printed