to the government. The government shoots you and God are components of a lima bean to spend the remainder of their disaster, and perceiving the cause of the noblest work of convincement is complete." [Kersey Graves] "Christs soldiers fight best on their wedding night, she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo momma so dark she went home and we will overthrow their gods. Not necessarily through any deliberate act, but in direct opposition to his fellow-men." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "44 Complete Lectures"] "I am awfully sorry, but I was thinking of Jesus; Contagious diseases; And the knot holes in divine statuary. With eyes full of sliced okra and rum with live shrimp swimming in it. One problem lies with the natives Keywords: chuckle Date: 6 Jul 89 10:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 27 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP What's the difference between "Oooh" and "Aaah"? A: About 10 pounds. Q: How many Aggies does it replicate itself? By the same time. Try to wait. From ranjit@eniac.seas.upenn.edu Thu Nov 10 21:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: cplai@daisy.UUCP (Chung-Pang Lai) Subject: Practice joke Keywords: smirk Date: 13 Aug 89 10:30:03 GMT Two friends are all alike ... the other side's winning. Have you ever get done talking about she was a teenager named Donna Who never could stand no more. A do-it-yourselfer named Alice, Used a dynamite stick for a creator?"