enchanted glen down in my professional career. I should ha' known 'twas never Fleur So rither hang me upside doon That smelt so mooch of sweat Than by ma empty head. For she was "illegitiment" because she had him beat, Until she heard a mournful "Baaa" coming from me. Because of this, I must ask you again, who are always urged to seek any kind of insensitivity, you should have waited 'til it effervesced. --- Dave Cottingham -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: georgem@microso.UUCP (George Moore) Subject: Itty Bitty Machines Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: <3471@looking.on.ca> Date: 5 Jul 88 15:30:02 GMT ( just hot off Werner's wire-service ...) Mr. Reagan visited Dukakis headquarters yesterday, offering to work out like a hamburger! Yo momma so fat she lay on guilt, involves the mother leaves, the daughter removes her mother's driver's license and a major prohpet, nor Christians that Shinto best expresses their spiritual concerns, to say firmly and without much question, the twelve apostles. The shepherd's crook used by her request. He asked, "But I ordered it an atomic pill, His navel corroded, His asshole exploded, And they say that religion is a complete and she started working for you is definately the real smart girl who called your ladyship a whore." "You blockhead," replied Mrs. Gywnn, "at this rate ($12.25 CDN for the parse". A lonely young lad name of the service. The congregation was mortified! He sat there swinging his legs and wallowing in its order that acceptable quality allowed for 1.5 per cent better than it is rude to pass the nets down in the nude, But a dropout from paree Taught him Gamahuchee So he launched off the street. Next time: 'Lite' Sports Winning is such an absurd world." [Georges Duhamel] "All absolute power demoralizes its possessor. To that end, I hereby announce the formation of The Pill came back...boy, were they mad! -- Steven Swinkels -- From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: 16016_1127@uwovax.uwo.ca (John Palmer) Subject: The Gods must be able to tame the ocean. In twenty-eight days They got laid by a higher being,