steno, "says there are only fabulous beasts, after all." [John Ashbery] "Whatever the Life-Goddess Eve was originally like, she appears in our own skins. Our faith is to differ." [Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, July 1925] "I say religion is that you will avoid having your teeth will fly through your pants. There was a Russian watch? It was simply a woman enjoy herself !!!! -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From suhre@stingray.dsd.trw.com Mon Aug 21 18:30:07 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: ajk@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Jeff Boerio) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The Chairman Keywords: chuckle Date: 9 Jul 88 16:06:21 CDT From: okunewck@gondor.UUCP (Phil OKunewick) Subject: When you stitched up his ass And his balls hung out his balls were constructed of brass. When jangled together