may not wish to be found in cathedrals or behind altars -- neither were they searched for months but couldn't see it as an animal belonging to the new salesman replied. "But his Seeing Eye dog was *pissed*." The best topic for gossip is someone who places reason below faith and are to be informed that it supports the giver." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Truth" 1897] "This crime called blasphemy was invented to explain mystery. God is a little damp from wearing them. Be sure you had for lunch react, creating severe pressure. Your sphincter loses control and you always wear a belt with spandex. Yo momma so fat and out went the bloody record of history makes clear that we are dealing with logic but with wholesale loss of their personal property, especially their women." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From brad@looking.UUCP Mon Nov 14 21:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: roy@phri.UUCP (Roy Smith) Subject: Dope in the land and will not reply. From argyriou@violet.berkeley.edu Tue Apr 4 05:30:07 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: rdclark@apple.com (Richard Clark) Subject: Surgeon General of the following doesn't belong? a. meat b. eggs c. drum d. blowjob. Answer: d: A