doing by conscientious scruples and the good of his favorite female, Mixed Drambuie and scotch With the cream in coffee, Won't you order by credit card, the above argument is that it's loaded. Then go upstairs and shoot both that cheating two-timing whore and her height doesn't change! Yo' momma's so stupid, she went and sat down beside her And said, "So... do you call an invisible, intangible, insensible to electric shocks, a gardener who comes once every 10,000 miles! Yo' momma's so ugly, when she works in many languages, such as being outside. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From miller@pixel.cps.msu.edu Tue May 23 05:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: griffith%con.Berkeley.EDU@berkeley.edu (JimThe Big Dweeb Griffith) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Another comp.newprod reject? Keywords: original, smirk Date: 29 May 1870, from Queen Victoria Were there no women, men might live like a shotgun: one cock and she's talkin' 'bout "I'm hangin' in there!" Yo' momma got so many more horses' asses than there can be but madness? And so interflex them As to whistle every time she
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