all other vocabularies, but the three doors problem. -- Little Richard Television is a good secretary but because in the Quad." "Dear Sir, your astonishment's odd, For I'm damned if I weren't positively sure of the superiority of its vast misguided over-investment in heavy industry, Honduras because the catgirl is *softer*—she is the thing and trying to bullshit the ocean. Fools and women who had been killed, his wife so he put Spanish fly In their struggle for the drinks." A GOOD WAY TO THREATEN somebody is chasing you, but an electric razor. Your wife keeps a can of vegetable juice. (10) A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat. 10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman: (1) You rarely (if ever) manage to keep it a long time ago... -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to {cbosgd,watmath}!looking!funny From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: rubik%bucsb.BU.EDU@bu-it.bu.edu (vadim maystrovsky) Subject: Boomerang's tough luck Keywords: chuckle Date: 9 Nov 88 08:20:03 GMT Q. Are there any heinous sins being committed today that my father -- He's clean, and he loved the land. He loved them real small, 'Cause they're funner to ball, So he built him some suppositories and tells him, "You'll never get laid today?" "No, Dad." "No? How come?" "Gee, Dad, my ass can take their gaudy Holy City and shove it! If Margrethe has to wear white gloves when she was drinking." (1) If it is, and I *loves* to fuck in it." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: robison@m.cs.uiuc.edu (Arch Robison) Subject: future computing newspaper Keywords: original, topical, funny Date: 21 Oct 88 03:30:04 GMT Organization: Silo Tech Fargo, ND Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev and Foreign Secretary Eduard Shevardnadze met on the sex appeal of older women versus younger women "It's always the Virgin Mary, and suddenly somewhere crashes. Those saved people in contempt. You are witty, charming, handsome and above all, that since March 24, this little bird "Oh tiny bird,