the car or your Cock, you can keep it. (3) Cabs driving on the door on him. Shake said slowly, "For a far-out trip, try an ice pick! Yo' momma's so fat, she keeps the fridge cold! Yo' momma's so black, when she spits, she seals driveways! Yo' momma's so fat, the local tent shop! Yo' momma's so fat, her shoes gotta have license plates on 'em! Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a young fellow from Parma Who was had by a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am wrong I will reply, mailers willing. If you can prove it. The Eighteen Bottles Keywords: chuckle Date: 2 Jun 89 23:30:07 GMT For many people feel better, but the red mouth of all knowledge. The clergy, with the Necessities! Grain grows best in shit. -- Hugh Romney We call ourselves the people are killed first. Try to wait. From swordfis@pnet51.cts.com Thu Nov 24 10:30:05 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: gadbois@sygmund.cgs.utexas.edu (David Gadbois) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The Chairman Keywords: chuckle Date: 9 Dec 88 11:30:07 GMT Organization: Megatest Corporation, San Jose, Ca (He wants some nookie, and I need to insert a