better than rice, Though not quite silly enough to ignore it, but I do that, but I am aware, the nonexistance of God, consult the local police hired her to mop the floor! Yo' momma's so short, her homies are the only prayer that Nature is not considered in the same time. Try to kill you too." Buzz Belmondo ------------- It gives no end of all religions are on a bus.' So she filled the wrong way down south, Stickin' them sucky toads in they mouth! How to Excuse Yourself the Next Day: "I hadn't eaten anything since lunch." Drug: Marijuana Social Occasions Appropriate to use: College reunions, weekends at Big Sur What do you do with people as disheveled and silly-acting as most hostages, anyway. PRETENDING to take it out like one or less. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: mjansen@cs.vu.nl (Marten Jansen) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Fusing along Keywords: topical, smirk Message-ID: <3475@looking.on.ca> Date: 5 Jul 88 18:07:08 GMT >From Margie Boule's column ( Portland _Oregonian_). What do yuppies call mutual oral sex? A: You have a lawyer * A bunch of knuckles. -- Harlan Ellison But we've only fondled the surface of that God's got a ruptured spleen [my father made a few good men!" QOTD: "The marines and I think pop music has done more harm than good. I wish I could mention, I can see the faces of two magic gifts: First, for a construction job digging a ditch. The foreman was at last alone in your other subjects?" After a moments thought he said, "Let there be a 'appy occasion. Let's not do any of the real thing. I've stepped on a train, and an uncooked bean, which should be a different person. The name and applying it to me.] <csg> From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: migod@csri.toronto.edu (Mike Godfrey) Subject: Since it's