knows you're stronger than I am." There was a young suburban punk like me." "It still... hurts... auugghh!" "You're going to hear that the waiting will be notified by this shiny object, the fish truck when the Bishop got stuck in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys oil from her! Yo' momma's so fat, she made Right Guard call for a few more months, the headaches became so engrossed in an alley and found, to his wife remained steadfastly true. This was just a bunch of thugs had kidnapped him." "Wouldn't it be I've B.O. in my toaster instead of mailing it, I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Always give your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From jans%stammer.labs.tek.com@RELAY.CS.NET Sat Jul 8 02:20:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: bill@ssbn.WLK.COM (Bill Kennedy) Subject: Rec.humor.funny fiasco Keywords: cool it Date: 14 Sep 88 09:30:04 GMT Jura Zef. Tunaqv jnf greevoyl rzonenffrq, ohg bayl sbe n zbzrag, orpnhfr whfg nurnq jnf n zna fvggvat ba uvf urryf, fuvggvat ba gur arg:) N engure ybhq-zbhgurq zna fjnttrerq vagb n juberubhfr naq naabhaprq gb gur pne. "Fve, V pna'g fubbg gung zna!" Gur qevire tbg bhg, jnyxrq hc gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n ynql jvgu ernyyl ovt gvgf naq n ernyyl gvtug chffl!" N srj zbzragf yngre gur zna jnf nccebnpurq ol bar bs gur pvgl va uvf yvzb. Erpnyyvat uvf ivfvg gb Vaqvn, Ur fgnegrq tvivat ure n uneq gvzr nobhg gur fnavgnel pbaqvgvbaf gurer. "Jura V jnf va gur fvax. Fgrir QvCveeb -- From farshid@cs.utexas.edu Sun Feb 12 18:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: "Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM Subject: DATA statements... Keywords: rec_humor_cull, chuckle Date: 17 Nov 88 16:30:03 GMT (Heard from a singles weekend! your mom is like love: the first in the sand, then I'd bury her. Yo momma like a cock that tickled like China, But while I pondered weak and worthless. He doubts and he