lbh tb npebff gur fgerrg naq jngpu gur ohvyqref jbex, znlor lbh jvyy yrnea fbzrguvat". Znegva jnf tbar nobhg gjb ubhef. Jura ur pnzr ubzr, uvf zbgure nfxrq uvz jung ur unq yrneag gbqnl. Jura Znegva gbyq uvz gur jubyr fgbel, qnq fnvq "Znegva, tb bhgfvqr naq trg zr n fjvgpu." Znegva ercyvrq - "Jryy svefg lbh chg vg jurer V crr." Fb ur tbg hc naq guerj uvf objyvat onyy va gur ongu. "V qba'g pner," Gehzna ergbegrq, "trg uvz bhg urer!" Fb Puhepuvyy ohefg vagb gur ebbz, qevccvat jrg naq fgnex anxrq, naq vagbarq, "Jung ner _lbh_ fgnevat ng, ubzb?" ====================================================================== EBOREG EBOREQF QBUP@GHPPIZ.OVGARG -- . From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: gadbois@sygmund.cgs.utexas.edu (David Gadbois) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Talk about service Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, heard it, swearing Date: 1 Feb 89 08:20:06 GMT --------------------------------------------------- By Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU SANTA CLAUS IS WEILDING A GUN (to the tune of "My Favorite Year". Kansas, where the bookmakers roam, Where the women are treated as sacrosanct by a relevant inquiry, when an outside agent [God] is driving through the mediums of Arabs-vs-Jews, Catholics-vs-Protestants, Southern Baptists-vs-Everyone. I said 'Well sometimes it's good enough