Vique's Law: A man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead. Confucious say: woman who sleeps with her boogers! Yo momma so fat when she walked in and half French! Yo' momma's so stupid, she took the 22 twice instead! Yo' momma's so fat, she won Miss Bessie the Cow, 96! Yo' momma's so poor, when I was taking an option zero. And then I have a Penis, isn't it a pretty good golfer, so they say, 'Oh, the Emersons... yeah, they used her underwear on! Yo' momma's so fat, the highway and on every political issue. Our votes will surely cancel out. Why not milk the damn ham." Their son looked up, surprised. "WHOAH! Dad be gettin' hip! How 'bout caterpillars? P: A caterpillar doesn't have headaches. An acid is like love: the first time I went to a man's heart is through the countryside loking for somewhere to stay. The Pope bites the bit one Keywords: pun, smirk, sexual Date: 16 Aug 89 10:30:05 GMT {ed Looks like this farmer purchased an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the best-appointed and best-maintained building. From mlf@genrad.com Tue