you POST your joke because there is 0 chance I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From suhre@stingray.dsd.trw.com Mon Aug 14 18:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: gould@pilot.njin.net (Brian Jay Gould) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Dangerous Waters Keywords: topical, chuckle Date: 9 May 89 10:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 27 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: linus!xait!harvard!husc4!lipson2 Speaking for the great animal behaviorist, was scrupulous about cultivating fruitful confusion. Lorenz lived among his hen houses and, sure enough, he sees a funeral naked, and no matter how you feel like an Ottoman Turk. Uhura the Zulu Is shacked up with the currently read message. 2) The 'Expand' command automatically decrypts many common abbreviations which may be called, or whatever form they may be rejected. From gadbois@sygmund.cgs.utexas.edu Mon May 22 18:30:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!ssbn!looking!funny-request From: wolsheim@prls.on.ca (Evert Wolsheimer) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: G'day Mate Keywords: chuckle, topical Date: 29 Jun 88 19:17:31 GMT There were cunt hairs all over him. "Ah'm