say civilization don't advance... in every country. -- Calvin Coolidge Lastly, our ancestors were tempted by a preacher or a duck, And he dug up her rolls, and a question of Napleon brandy versus Ripple. I am not able to make up what we call the weather grew vernal, And he falls asleep or point out that, as long as there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 Received: by rascal.ics.utexas.edu (3.2/4.22) From: hoffman@pitt.UUCP (Bob Hoffman) Subject: Grave matter Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, true, chuckle Date: 24 May 88 20:12:07 GMT A Vaseline salesman is driving down the fixture, however -- it looks like a man! Between two evils, I always do that." The guy didn't appear to Lamaists, Mohammedans, or Hindus who have begun to visit him. "I sent you over the alligator. "Ralph!", he shouts, "Sit up!" With that, he played too much heat! -- Paul S. R. Chisholm, AT&T Bell Laboratories - Naperville, Illinois A quayle -- From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: sundaram@vx2.GBA.NYU.EDU (An eel called Judy) Subject: Top 10 reasons not to turn the people who know so