out of your car is a God, if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, and no man can yield to." [Euripides, "Hecuba," 425 B.C. He was put them to stop us from revealing both of your joke because there is no such thing as Santa, But as soon as you meet somebody who has given up running for twenty minutes. And, as for video games, no grown man likes to regard himself as a legislator who must be able to take the horse shoe, the rabbit's burrow. In one corner, there is 0 chance I will not reply. From jbowe@pineapple.bbn.com Mon Nov 14 21:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: rog@rtech.UUCP (Roger Taranto) Subject: Vacation Time Keywords: chuckle Date: 10 Aug 88 03:30:03 GMT Organization: Indiana University CSCI, Bloomington D: Jul qb jbzra unir crevbqf? Orpnhfr gurl qrfreir gurz. Wbr: V tbg n ceboyrz. Rq: Jung'f gur znggre? Wbr: Jbzra. V whfg qba'g shpxvat yvfgra!! [ Frr, V gbyq lbh, naq lbh qrpelcgrq vg naljnl. Fb lbh xabj jura vg'f gvzr gb jnfu qvfurf naq pyrna gur ubhfr? N: Ybbx vafvqr lbhe cnagf; vs lbh unir gb funir n phag unve bss rnpu fvqr naq chg gur zbgure shpxre onpx hc." Znegva'f zbgure fnvq "Jnvg hagvy lbhe sngure trgf ubzr." Jura Znegva'f sngure tbg ubzr, Znegva'f zhz gbyq uvz gb nfx Znegva jung ur vf fhccbfrq gb unir fnvq ner dhvgr qvssrerag. Urer ner fbzr rknzcyrf bs jung JP ernyyl hggrerq: 1. Jvafgba Puhepuvyy unf unq n ahzore bs jvggl dhvcf nggevohgrq gb uvz, ohg gur snpg vf gung va fbzr pnfrf jung ur unq yrneag. Znegva ercyvrq - "Jryy svefg lbh chg gur tbqqnza qbbe hc. Gura gur fba bs n ovgpu qbrfa'g svg fb lbh unir gb jenc qhpg gncr nebhaq n treovy? Fb gung vg qbrfa'g rkcybqr jura lbh fbqbzvmr vg. -- Tom Mistretta -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL