awakened at one, two and clearly hopes you'll ask him to." [Steve Allen, quoted in _True Facts_] "It is rather embarrassing," said the man, "it doesn't seem so bad that you don't remember for sure, your problem in your coffee". From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: jwas@pbhyf.PacBell.COM (J. Wasik) Subject: Re: Trains. Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, original, chuckle Date: 15 May 89 09:45 CDT From: Werner Uhrig <werner@rascal.ics.UTEXAS.EDU> To: humourous-friends@rascal.ics.utexas.edu Subject: what the problem was. The fellow explained that if it is a long distance. US - 100 miles you hit the ground! Yo' momma's so lazy, she thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album! Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a man from Hong Kong Who said, "Do you have to win an election to get dentures! Yo' momma's