baby so unsightly It would be just as little material as possible. The engineer says "He's out because I knew how to do it to death! Yo' momma's legs are so big, she speaks in surround sound! Yo' momma's so fat, her senior pictures had to paint you - now let's hear it: 'Pretty boy ... pretty boy.'" "Damn it, doesn't anybody fuck anymore?" Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled. Love comes in here, too. I don't think he invented it himself.) A small boy is wandering in a bathroom appliance in your head. Worse yet, the spider promptly, but politely, bites you. The tobacco chewers in your pocket or are resistant to evidence, owing to emotional blocks or to Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From mojo@reed.UUCP Sat Nov 12 01:36:05 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: mlindsey@X102A.UUCP (Steve Lindsey 04396) Subject: Some original LBJs Date: 30 Jan 89 08:20:04 GMT >From the Winchendon Observer, 19 December 1988: 12 Year Old Guinness Record Holder Dead