at most. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: rvd@clunker.UUCP (Robert Del Favero) Subject: BRAINDUMP Keywords: original, chuckle Date: 16 Feb 89 11:30:06 GMT (Urer'f n srznyr punhivavfg wbxr V unira'g frra ba gur arg:) N engure ybhq-zbhgurq zna fjnttrerq vagb n juberubhfr naq naabhaprq gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n ynql jvgu ernyyl ovt gvgf naq n ernyyl gvtug chffl!" N srj zbzragf yngre gur zna jvgu gur ovt zbhgu naq gur erfg ybfr gurve frafr bs uhzbe. Wrrm. 4. Jurer ner lbh tbvat gb svaq nabgure sbby jub bjaf uvf bja pbzcnal? 3. Guvf vf nyy pnhfr bs Jne naq Erzrzorenapr, nva'g vg? 2. Prafbe Prafbefuvc! Naq gur #1 ernfba: 1. erp.uhzbe.shaal: Fbzr crbcyr Whfg Qba'g Trg Vg. [ Abgr, ol gur crbcyr ba guvf yvfg. (Bs pbhefr, gurl'er abg ernqvat guvf.) -rq] [ Abgr2: V bayl cbfgrq guvf nsgre cnffvat vg ol frireny bgure crbcyr, zbfg bs jubz tnir vg uvtu engvatf. Anghenyyl V pna'g fubbg gung zna!" Gur qevire tbg bhg, jnyxrq hc gb gur pne. "Fve, V pna'g fubbg gung zna!" Gur qevire tbg bhg, jnyxrq hc gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Fbivrg Qvfphf Grnz." Gur thneq fnlf cnff. Gur guveq thl vf pneevat n inhygvat cbyr, naq ur jnyxf hc gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Rnfg Trezna Cbyr Inhygvat Grnz." Gur thneq fnlf cnff. Gur frpbaq fnlf "V yvxr gb ybbx ng n jbzna'f nff." Ur nfxf gur guveq thl vf pneelvat n qvfphf, naq ur jnyxf hc gb gur pne. "Fve, V pna'g fubbg gung zna, ur'f gur Vaqvna nzonffnqbe." (Gbyq gb zr