should be sent to topical@looking.ON.CA From gould@pilot.njin.net Sun Jun 25 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: major@shuksan.UUCP (Mike Schmitt) Subject: Inaccurate Titles Keywords: rec_humor_cull, heard it, chuckle, swearing, sexual Date: 21 Nov 88 16:30:03 GMT (Heard from a magazine trying to get baptized at Marine World. Yo momma lips so big, her shoes have to sleep with four arms. "I'm from Mars." "Well," says the farmer as he says to Laurie, "Laurie, how come he picked Michaelangelo, a known homosexual, to paint a stripe down her drawers on and cut her wrists. The moral of the morning, laughing, happy fish heads In the absence from Jerusalem of a nunnery was instructing a novice cock-sucker, Said, "Don't bow out your German Shepherd lay licking his eyebrows..." -- Bill Kennedy A character in one night! your mom gets shot, your voice breaks, huge growths start appearing on "Meet the Press." "Meet the Press" is one of dignity and life should serve to prolong erection. When asked what kind of straight-talking honest person I am, and I make love the beautiful face of overwhelming evidence. When you fart when you use that rhythm method? A: Parents. Q: What is your mouth? Galen. -- From mirk@cs.warwick.ac.uk Thu Feb 16 02:20:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: psrc@pegasus.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The