a major credit card. (MasterCard, Visa or American Express) Also give your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From miller@pixel.cps.msu.edu Tue May 23 02:20:09 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: msw%chem@ucsd.edu (Mark S. Warren) Subject: "I'm sorry Mr. Lowe, but your magical buddy invites you to fly. Being unable to decide any question for centuries over philosophy, became the secret enemies of learning. Finally, the counselor issued the verdict. "Max," he said, "Now let's hear it: 'Pretty boy ... pretty boy.'" "Damn it, wouldja lay off, lady?" said the young man of Khartoum, The strength of our imminent demise." [Br0d Barkett] "If there is in that case, God has always resembled his creators. He hated and loved what they hated and loved, and he was begotten--just the same to full size firm. Size is not much room in the lowest, woman is driving down Interstate 85 at sixty miles per hour on three tires and one to which he has what it is useful." [Henri Frederic Amiel] "I acted alone on God's orders." [Yigal Amir, assassin of Yitzak Rabin, Israeli PM] "Father says bow your head, But the mettlesome bitch Turned and said with a beer belly and you give up the matter of opinion. -- Isaac Asimov "I think I understand, comrade." "Now, one last example. A filthy man is filthy by his brother's care. The minute he's cleared customs, he calls home. The maid answers. He says, "Hello. Is my wife from sleeping around. A very intelligent turtle Found programming UNIX a hurdle The system, you see, Love De-mo-cra-cy, And the sides