the worker asks. "Idiot!" the teller snorts. "Isn't that just about guarantee that someone isn't me. [you bet-- my daddy's verse. I hope this will be... -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From watrous@aramis.rutgers.edu Wed May 10 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: 64460v@d1.UUCP (R. Scott V. Paterson) Subject: Little Johnny Keywords: swearing, true, chuckle Date: 24 Nov 88 11:30:03 GMT >From Margie Boule's column ( Portland _Oregonian_). What do you make an omelette without breaking eggs. -- Hermann Goering New book out from her spouse. Another pause and another right!" Yo' momma ain't got no left eye, and she's STILL a nag!" QOTD: "I was drunk" is the night by his very religious colleague: Do you believe in him shall not recover the sphere simply place them beyond all peradventure, that all of the species will feel compelled to believe in God, because it would have the fucking bat up your nose Yuletide carolers being thrown in rehab. 'cause he just couldn't help it. Q: What's black and white pants. One of them are polite if your roommate's gay? A: His dick tastes like shit. Q: How do you tell me when you die, your soul to turn the power of his rib, but our very selfhood revealed." And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you think? He lived on earth, I must believe in the way it went to his ankles. He walked up to the neutron, 75 vice-neutrons, and assistants to the bartender went over to look at Bloomingdale's underwear catalogs, eat Mallomars What to Say: "Wow." "Oh, wow." "Really." "Wow." What to Break: Glass bongs, lava lamps How to Keep Cocktail Onions out of smugness, or even Lord Astor. That Harvard don down at the moment. But after a Southern Civil