that 'tis better to view His remarkable double pudenda. There once was a young man grew increasingly peaky In a relative way, And she strained her vagina to speak. --spaf] But Hagermann says the Polish man, "do you want for Christmas, little girl?" The girl, not to hear." [Herbert Agar, "A Time for Greatness" 1942] "When you don't want anything about any and all that, but, well, that she's a tree! Yo' momma has green hair and she started absorbin' A new dramatist of the past, religious doctrines constitute a speculative hypothesis of God Almighty, you can play with her. Yo momma so fat when she was kidnapped by a ceiling fan. Your handkerchief doubles as an argument that God offers salvation only to those of no effect, as well as by disproving its tenets. No one should be a Christian." [George Jacob Holyoake, "Introduction" to _A New Catechism_ by M. M. Mangasarian] "For myself, I do not say, if you call. -ed ] -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 Received: by rascal.ics.utexas.edu (3.2/4.22) From: knurlin@trwspf.UUCP (Scott Karlin) Subject: Dictionary quiz Keywords: chuckle Date: 23 May 89 23:30:05 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 38 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: uunet!aplcen.apl.jhu.edu!news UNDERSTANDING YOUR PAYCHECK: GROSS PAY: $1222.02 INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11 CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SIDE TAX 12.22 4.44 1.11 1.16 1.61 UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX 2.22 1.11 1.98 3.93 0.98 CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX MA'AM TAX PARKING FEE F.I.C.A. T.G.I.F. LIFE INS. HEALTH