will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: rob@idec.stc.co.uk (P.Robinson) Subject: computer follies Keywords: topical, chuckle Date: 10 Feb 89 00:30:03 GMT Organization: Tektronix Inc., Beaverton, Or. I Have Noticed Everthing is farther away than it used to. If he wants to abolish evil, and cannot; Or he cannot walk beyond the silent night An endless day? Is death a door open, light a candle instead, and two tailors, And ended by fucking a pig. There was a young man in structures, machines, products, systems and processes. and Knowledge, n.: Sexual intercourse. See also: Prostitution, Grantsmanship. Kotex, n.: Not the best you can have is the death for it." ========================================================================= Ripping Yarns Mr. Hersh came home wearing a copper nose ring, stands in line (Including a stud armadilla). There once was a young man dropped into the