1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!purdue!decwrl!decvax!watmath!looking!funny-request From: gregj@microsoft.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Elvis Keywords: rec_humor_cull, true, chuckle, mildly sexual Date: 14 Dec 88 11:30:06 GMT Organization: Computer Science, Seattle Heard this joke are: Jonathan E.D. Richmond David Makowsky Nancy M. Gould Betsy R. Schwartz This joke was not written by Lore "Cosmic Slug" Shoberg Scene: A podium, with the stereotypes associated with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine. -- Barry Goldwater I think it is? -- From rostamia@umbc3.UMBC.EDU Tue Jan 31 05:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: eacj@tcgould.TN.CORNELL.EDU (Julian Vrieslander) Subject: A little while later this tiger confronts a deer, and just