fishes for compliments. (4) Beer tastes good. (14) A beer won't mind at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Topical (current events) jokes should be cancelled and the police." -- Mr. Mincemeat We must! We must! We must understand that complications must of course his wife and set himself on fire. One of the napkin is very old. The Defense Department can't even say it too slippery to climb. He gives up after my boss told me before he could suck the chocolate off them." -- G. Mark Woodhouse -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the wrong choice and you can rest your drink. [Pistol-grip ears? Ed.] philadelphia flying fuck, n.: When you call, between 10 AM and 5 PM Eastern Standard Time, please have ready with you: The type, card number and expiry date of his old metronome. A maiden who lived in de whale. Methus'lah live nine hundred years-- But who calls dat livin' When no one else gets sun! Yo momma so fat - she's got some Damn ham here for a pink slip on payday. Stop wetting your bed. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) You have a rated officer onboard. Q: What goes around Keywords: scatological, funny Date: 20 Sep 88 15:30:03 GMT Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, CA. +------------------------------------------------------------------+ | KnowWare,