to dig up two chololate-covered dinner mints in a firm grip. He's a sinner,

funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 Received: by rascal.ics.utexas.edu (3.2/4.22) From: mullen@b.gp.cs.cmu.edu (John Mullen) Subject: Stolen record Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, heard it, chuckle, gross Date: 12 Jul 88 18:07:08 GMT >From the Winchendon Observer, 19 December 1988: 12 Year Old Guinness Record Holder Dead (AP) December 18, 1988 1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Robert Del Favero, Jr. rvd@clunker.uucp -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: argyriou@violet.Berkeley.EDU (Anthony Argyriou)