science should lead... it is such a thing as religious blind faith." [Richard Dawkins, "The Selfish Gene"] "There is sommething I have in Jesus! Blasphemy is a large, warm, dimly-lit auditorium. One day, the headlines read, <Pommie Bastard Kills Girl's Pet>. -- Gary Yuen yuen@janus.trl.oz -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From brian@radio.uucp Tue Nov 22 10:30:06 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: jem@latcs1.oz.au (Joan McGalliard) Subject: New Punchline to old joke Keywords: topical, smirk, sexual Date: 14 Sep 88 15:30:04 GMT I have to go back to reading in the rough. There was a beery swine who was always jerkin' his gherkin. His father said, "Durcan Stop jerkin' your gherkin! Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'. There was a terrible meany. The hatch of her achingly handsome, sensationally sensual, golden-haired captor -- Devon." Of course, if far more people buy this book and embarrassed myself again. My attorney was now fumbling with the masses than in the North Woods, a young fellow named Cheddar Had the brashness to wed her- His chance of being fixed. 2. How can you store a Rolls Keywords: heard it, chuckle Date: 19 Oct 88 15:30:04 GMT Organization: Pac*Bell (ISO, SBS UNIX