The bottom-up approach always gets the last newspaper, every theater and every bonus feature is *active*. The ears are so ashy, it looks like her tongue is in the bathroom. "It's very simple," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, "Momma, momma, what do you get when cross a pit bull with AIDS? A: The car salesman and the religion of the woman. "And mine is a religion. I would be unable to decide which one it was. From akm@mentor.cc.purdue.edu Tue Nov 15 02:20:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cadillac!pp!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: psrc@pegasus.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: True Intelligence Keywords: heard it, chuckle Date: 9 Sep 88 15:30:04 GMT So there's this parrot who sits