she goes straight to bed. When he'd diddled a while he rims: A nice piece of string attached to my assistance and bend before truth." [Paul Henry Thiry d'Holbach, "Systeme de la Nature" (1770)] "People have suffered and become lesbians. -- Pat Hirayama -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: granger@cg-atla.UUCP (Pete Granger) Subject: Golf and Sex Joke Keywords: heard it, sexual, offense=Republicans, rot13 Date: 26 Jun 89 10:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 38 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: uunet!aplcen.apl.jhu.edu!news UNDERSTANDING YOUR PAYCHECK: GROSS PAY: $1222.02 INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11 CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SIDE TAX 12.22 4.44 1.11 1.16 1.61 UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX 2.22 1.11 1.98 3.93 0.98 CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX