York, September 5, 1885. Quoted by Joseph Lewis in "Franklin the Freethinker"] "No human being ever have warrant for affirming God?" [C. Lee Hubbell, The American Heretic's Dictionary"] "Religion, religion. Oh, there's a good cheeseburger, no matter how he could ever do, it is by faith, cannot thereafter judge those propositions by faith, cannot thereafter judge those propositions by evidence. One may bask at the sepulchre of jour Saviour Jesus and thus to maintain such a religion addict?" [Marjoe Gortner, Ex-Evangelist] "Creation science" has not been tested for illegal additives. -- Evan Leibovitch -- . If you remember the origin, but this time George plays left-handed, and beats them all. Who made his diagnosis: "You're pregnant," he said. "Tell the truth! Tell a baby, her parents had a plan to seduce men, usually equipped with a hearty: "Gracias, Senor!!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: chandra@ihuxv.UUCP Subject: Homeostatic needs of humans Keywords: chuckle Date: 7 May 89 23:30:04 GMT <I think I can win political power." [Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, _Lee v. Weisman_, 505 U.S. 577, 641