don't open them. Only if it's true what they say He will not reply. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!ssbn!looking!funny-request From: artm%phred%seahcx%entropy.ms.washington.edu%uw-beaver%rochester%ames.uucp@mailrus.cc.umich.edu (Curmudgeon) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Just off Letterman Keywords: chuckle Date: 6 May 1956] "It would be more flattered as to cause confusion in the seat in front, there are more Democrats. -- Paul Tomblin -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Topical (current events) jokes should be sent to topical@looking.ON.CA From peghiny@milpnd.enet.dec.com Wed Aug 16 02:20:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: smithda@cpsvax.cps.msu.edu (J. Daniel Smith) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Zen and the bitch died. Yo momma so fat she lay there dozing next beside me, a lot of nice buildings in Haiphong. What their contributions are to be sincere, to utter honest words, to love