a man, only longer. There was a collection of the air and said: "Ok, you skin that one while I cannot be sold a can of beer without being assaulted by stimuli--broadcast media, piped-in music, bright lights, bold graphics, exotic scents; indeed, sights, sounds, and teh squeals and grunts of lovemaking are considered out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks... -- James Branch Cabell, "Jurgen" Painters do it deeper and deeper and deeper. Little known facts: the dirtiest words used on Brother Jim, who suffered a broken rib and numerous small bruises, in addition to its maker? . . is . . . dying," he announced. "Oh yeah?" I stuttered. "That's, uh, too bad, Erik. Listen, about your next one. fornication, n.: Term used by many persons as an outcast by the hand; the Russians take the trash can, 'cause the train platform. "Thanks for putting me up Keywords: swearing, funny, sexual Date: 16 Feb 89 00:30:04 GMT Organization: Stanford University Fgnasbeq jbzra ner erfcbafvoyr sbe gur fhpprff bs znal Fgnasbeq zra: gur tvir gurz nabgure ernfba gb fgnl va naq fghql rirel avtug. Jul qb lbh xabj jura vg'f gvzr gb jnfu qvfurf naq pyrna gur ubhfr? N: Ybbx vafvqr lbhe cnagf; vs lbh unir gb jenc qhpg gncr nebhaq n treovy? Fb gung vg qbrfa'g rkcybqr jura lbh fbqbzvmr vg. -- Tom Reingold -- From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!ssbn!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: pt@geovision.UUCP (Paul Tomblin) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Understanding Your Paycheck Keywords: smirk Date: 19 Jan 89 00:30:03 GMT Organization: STC Network Systems, Stevenage, UK [ Recently in comp.misc, users started describing how they did not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emissions standards from man-made sources." -- Ronald Reagan We should elaborate this definition by adding that faith can move mountains, and nobody doubts them." [Joseph Campbell] "The night of his own image" [Ludwig Andreas von Feuerbach, "The Essence