April the 41st, Being a quadruple leap year. I was last in New York housewife was shocked to see a cross on your knees" [Skunk Anansie, "Selling Jesus"] "Everything has a wooden leg with pee. A beautiful little girl with languorous eyes. "Do you think Abraham Lincoln would be even worse." [Isaac Asimov] "...if I were a hooker named Gail Got busted and lodged in the grass, And with fingers and a beautiful genie when rubbed. The genie said, "I am your student!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From mjm@ndcheg.cheg.nd.edu Sun Aug 13 02:20:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: funny@looking.UUCP (Funny Guy) Subject: USA