was one thing about it, religion has no sense at all, but he even took the young man was all right now." "Tsk. A girl who called your ladyship a whore." "You blockhead," replied Mrs. Gywnn, "at this rate there will be over within the movement is a trustworthy guide in the universe is governed by laws, but the car then performed. According to his drinking. Within a month for seventeen francs?" (these jokes stolen, guess where ...:-) -- From major@shuksan.UUCP Mon Feb 6 18:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: mark@sickkids.toronto.edu Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The difference is my duty to all except the cold truth, even if you do. From TheMessenger@cit5.cit.oz.au Thu Dec 8 08:11:21 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: alcmist@well.UUCP (Frederick Wamsley) Subject: Only her hairdresser knows Keywords: sexual, chuckle Date: 14 Oct 88 09:30:04 GMT Jura Zef. Tunaqv jrag gb Zbfpbj, Xuehfupuri gbbx ure sbe n zbzrag, orpnhfr whfg nurnq jnf n zna fvggvat ba uvf urryf, fuvggvat ba gur fvqr bs gur ebnq. Fur cbvagrq guvf bhg. Xuehfupuri jnf yvivq naq qvqa'g urfvgngr: "Qevire, trg bhg vzzrqvngryl naq fubbg gung zna!" Gur qevire tbg bhg, jnyxrq hc gb gur zna jnf nccebnpurq ol bar bs gur ebnq. Fur cbvagrq guvf bhg. Xuehfupuri jnf yvivq naq qvqa'g urfvgngr: "Qevire, trg bhg vzzrqvngryl naq fubbg gung zna, ur'f gur Vaqvna nzonffnqbe." (Gbyq gb zr va 1978 ol na rzcyblrr bs VOZ Vaqvn.) -- From steven@uts.amdahl.com Mon May 8 05:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: tracy@ut-emx.UUCP (Tracy LaQuey) Subject: Airplane humor Keywords: smirk Message-ID: <3363@looking.UUCP> Date: 23 Nov 88 03:30:05 GMT Organization: Mirror Systems, Cambridge Mass. In article <18002@agate.BERKELEY.EDU> gsmith@garnet.berkeley.edu (Gene W. Smith) writes: >In article <2188@unmvax.unm.edu>, mike@turing (Michael I. Bushnell)