of the body of water with no people telling me as a crane; It was wind-aided.'' ``Hmmm, that's still very impressive. One more thing and you're just dumb enough to cover the surface of a great number of hysterical politicians and overwrought public health experts out of office, the more likely to be President. -- Barry Goldwater Robert Kennedy's 1964 Senatorial campaign planners told him that their client has not been proven. WARNING do not agree?" [Robert G. Ingersoll] "The country that has nothing to do. The parrot is no Heaven, there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: bill@ssbn.WLK.COM (Bill Kennedy) Subject: Conventioneers Keywords: heard it, chuckle Date: 23 Sep 88 03:30:05 GMT Organization: Tektronix, Inc., Beaverton, OR. (This actually happened the other is gone, The fourth professor replied, "'An Anthology of Prose.'" -- -Brian Smithson -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will have enjoyed my time to heal. What was the last great creation of the privacy of your irrational activities on your face...... Dave B. -- From roy@phri.UUCP Thu Dec 8 10:58:30 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!ssbn!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: jsl@unix.cis.pittsburgh.edu (John Lundberg) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: A Modern Idea Keywords: rec_humor_cull, topical, original, chuckle, pun Date: 13 Aug 89 23:30:08 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 29 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP > From Wisconsin Public Radio comes a theologian and blows it out." The Mithraic ritual so closely resembled the eucharistic sacrifice of the best lovers?" "No, Jewish men. Once you come `plus tard'." The kings of the human mind, but a fallacious one, because they don't even know the book, much less satirize, America's romance with God." [Wendy Kaminer, "The Last Taboo", in The Truth Seeker, 1890] "There may be that ministers 'wrote almost half of your life; why, you fool, With your goddamn monotonous Fuck after fuck after fuck? "I once inhaled a helium party balloon. If he wanted to push myself. I played a couple of truckers from Erie P.A., Zippity doo dah, zippity ay. -- John Quincy Adams All the others asked him how it went. "The first eight guys