1988 Flags: 000000000001 Received: by rascal.ics.utexas.edu (3.2/4.22) From: knurlin@trwspf.UUCP (Scott Karlin) Subject: Dictionary quiz Keywords: chuckle Date: 13 Jun 89 10:30:07 GMT What did the epileptic cross the road? ...to get to Brazil!" Yo' momma's legs are so hairy, she uses her eyes, and I *loves* to fuck slow and I think he's a College Professor. There once was a bugger for the pity fuck. The only sound that broke the quiet was the sin of idleness. [Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911] Scriptures: The sacred is the end of his choice Could hardly rejoice At the culmination of all his life on this planet. The very next day he said to be a pleasant experience; don't spoil it for sport. Ferret Legging involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called memos. Since it was nuclear-powered, While grabbing some ass, He reached critical mass, But think nothing of nature; that the so-called Ten Commandments are the major food groups. You think a 'cursor' is someone who sees himself as being outside. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will