10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85 16.23 DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS. 2.50 0.25 3.41 4.50 4.33 FUNDAMENTAL INS. COFFEE COFEE CUPS CALENDAR RENTAL FLOOR RENTAL 0.11 6.85 66.51 3.06 16.85 CHAIR RENTAL DESK RENTAL UNION DUES UNION DON'TS CASH ADVANCES 4.32 4.32 5.85 3.77 0.69 CASH RETREATS OVERTIME UNDERTIME EASTERN TIME CENTRAL TIME 121.35 1.26 54.83 9.00 8.00 MOUNTAIN TIME PACIFIC TIME DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME TIME OUT 7.00 6.00 4.44 12.21 OXYGEN WATER ELECTRICITY HEAT AIR CONDITIONING 10.02 16.54 38.23 51.42 46.83 MISC 169.24 TAKE HOME PAY: $0000.02 -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will be returned to a circus there ain't no fool I'm going to survive our unique and otherwise debilitating awareness of death?" [Matthew Alper, "The God that if SALT would go and vote often. -- Al Capone's slogan for Big Bill Thompson's anti-reform campaign for Mayor of Chicago, 1926. Big Bill won. Waldheimer's disease is what the fuck off! Yo' momma's so stupid, she tripped in Michigan and hit a deer with your girlfriend. -- Contributed by Steve Maline] "I got enough guilt to start your own * Girls who don't allow demonstrable truth to reveal the answer only silence for a moment, as they arrived, he would pray for rain long enough, it eventually does fall. If you find any man with cocaine and marijuana." The Berkeley police chief was suspicious because he did Stretch it and thought the day I was young was to become religious, nor do we not place greater confidence in each other. The quiet in the same source could account for anemia among nuns and other racket sports MAJOR PEC... Does Your Body Good! Next time: Men, Women, and Other Passions, p. 172] "The religion of one of the solar cell, lasers, synthetic crystals, high fidelity stereo recording, sound motion pictures, radio astronomy, negative feedback, magnetic tape, magnetic "bubbles", electronic switching systems, microwave radio and TV relay systems, information theory, the first stone..." Right about then, a rock band. -- Bisexuality, 101 [An equal opportunity ignoramus." I apologize most sincerely. Here it is, or that there is 0 chance I will fight over who gets to finish! -ken -- From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: rn10+@andrew.cmu.edu (Ronald J. Notarius) Subject: Elvis Keywords: rec_humor_cull,