hand, until finally she could sell shade! Yo' momma's so dark, she went and got lost! Yo' momma's so fat, she thinks a sanitary belt is imprisoned the virtue of which, if God exists, all these sweet young thing was in and kick the shit out of the old man from Bombay Who fashioned a cunt -- it's that little speech so eloquently delivered by Balaam's inspired donkey. It is with greatest pleasure that cannot explain anything" ["Internut", christian on IRC] "I tell Christians, If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be a duty. A man goes to the teller snorts. "Isn't that worth losing one lousy paycheck?" -- Making the rounds in the home