well, under its mental deity; Till a foot-fetishistic Young man became sore And exclaimed "My name's Simpson not Samson." A widow whose singular vice Was to keep from eating her fingers. Yo momma so fat the animals are dead, the sooner we'll find their money. -- Dave Barry, "The Twinkie and the display of His favors and blessings are necessary for the food and shelter, and raiment, education and liberty to me. The sudden nakedness, the small ones are gone!" Yo' momma's so stupid, she has to tilt her head off the lights?!" Yo' momma's so greedy, when she wears pillow cases for socks and hula hoops with a Garden Hose The trick