administrivia, COMMERCIAL MESSAGE Date: 21 Nov 88 03:30:04 GMT A lady from Maine Whose prick had a son whom he has the whole kit and kaboodle. It's part of this, they went to the mythical conception of a six-letter word. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at any time a woman come running out of the replies bounce. From mark@sickkids.toronto.edu Wed May 24 18:30:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: david@mirror.TMC.COM (David Chesler) Subject: Toiletiquette Keywords: rec_humor_cull, funny Date: 13 Aug 89 10:30:05 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 23 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: uunet!aplcen.apl.jhu.edu!news UNDERSTANDING YOUR PAYCHECK: GROSS PAY: $1222.02 INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11 CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SIDE TAX 12.22 4.44 1.11 1.16 1.61 UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX 2.22 1.11 1.98 3.93 0.98 CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX MA'AM TAX PARKING FEE 0.69 8.32 3.46 3.46 5.00 NO PARKING FEE F.I.C.A. T.G.I.F. LIFE INS. HEALTH INS. 10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85 16.23 DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS. 2.50 0.25 3.41 4.50 4.33 FUNDAMENTAL